kylaboo459

1. Call him seaweed, when he asks why, just tell him, " 'Cause you have no brain." 2. Call him Perry Johansen, Perky Johnson, or P.J 3. Remind him of how Poseidon and Sally made him... (He won't be able to look at the EVER AGAIN!) 4. Hum the song... (Don't go near the water!---Beach Boys) when he's around. 5. Tell him Luke was technically his GRANDPA! 6. Ask him if he can breathe while underwater in a bubblebath! 7. Say, "Can I borrow your pen for a sec" at school, if he doesnt give it to you, take it anyway, and when it turns into a sword, yell, "HE'S GOT A WEAPON!" 8. If the mortals can't see through the mist, say "Just Kidding." (M

You say Twilight, I say Percy Jackson. You say vampires, I say demigods. You say Team Edward, I say Team Percy. You say Jacob Black, I say Lycaon. You say Emmett and Jasper, I say Grover and Tyson. You say Alice and Rosalie, I say Annabeth and Thalia. You say Esme and Carlise, I say Sally and Paul. You say Bella, I say Annabeth. You say Erik and Angela, I say Percy and Annabeth. You say Riley is hot, I say Nico is hotter. You say fangs, I say Celestial bronze. You say Edward Cullen, I say Percy Jackson. NOW SHUT UP!!!